Thursday, 10 May 2012

Remote control.

NEWS reaches me that some enterprising souls have found a way to turn a Nintendo Wii into something which can give even more fun.

Seeing as most men how to play a shoot 'em up perhaps they'll have some luck with a new gadget which allows you to play with your partner from anywhere in the world.

The Mojowijo toy comes in two parts which can plug into a games console and connect wirelessly to laptops. You log on with your part, partner logs on with theirs, and once online they can tickle each other. Man in New York can wave his tool and Lady in London gets a buzz.

At last, a really good use for the internet! And no more trying to type dirty.

It sounds great but there are immediately a couple of real-life problems I can imagine creeping in.

* What happens if there's a glitch in the software and you get a crossed wire with someone else's toy?

* Is it basically going to lead to even more unpracticed prodding?

* And is he going to be playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour out of the corner of his eye?

Top marks for whoever came up with the idea, because they sell for $230 a pair. But is a gadget ever going to be as good as the real thing?

Thursday, 26 April 2012

G marks the spot.

Prepare to strap your headlamps back on, boys - scientists say the G-spot exists after all.

Repeating what many women have known for years, a study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine says it's inside the lady, a couple of inches up, on the front wall, and it's not very big so easily missed.

The bad news is they found it during a post mortem on an 83-year-old Polish lady, so they can't prove the other things women have been telling them for years.

Which is that if that little spot is stimulated correctly the feeling released is about a billion times stronger than your everyday climax. It's the same as the difference between getting an electric shock from a plug socket - ooooh - and sitting on a nuclear bomb when it goes off. KABLOOEY.

That's not to say it's easy. I know exactly where mine is and I've managed that experience just a couple of times in all my romantic adventures, and even then it was by accident.

I've always thought the reason male scientists can't find the spot is because they don't want to.

Imagine discovering the proof your partner is going to have 10 times more fun with her body than yours is capable of experiencing!

They're too jealous to look properly.